Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Michele Bachmann and the Big Boner Hot Dog




Michele Bachmann
 has recently promised to drop the price of gas to under $2 a gallon. Bachmann also called the tax code "a weapon of mass destruction," and said, "We need to get rid of the blood-sucking tax code. It's got to go, just scrap the current tax code."

With such bold promises, American Hero Boner Billy has now stepped forward with his own promise to Michele Bachmann. Mr. Billy has pledged that if Michele Bachmann should live up to her promise to drop gas under $2 a gallon, plus rewrite the tax code, Boner Billy’s Famous Hot Dogs will provide Michele Bachmann with a year supply of Boner Billy's namesake, the famous 12 inch hot dog called the "Big Boner.”

Boner Billy stated to the press, “I know Michele Bachmann will thoroughly enjoy my delicious and mouth -watering Big Boner." Boner Billy’s Famous Hot Dogs is world famous for a great lineup of hot dogs, gifts and apparel items.

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