House Speaker Boehner may be Boner Billy, sources say

Could it be that John Boehner is really American hero and legend, Boner Billy? It is said that the talk around Washington these days is that current U.S. Speaker of the House John Boehner – nicknamed “Boner” and third in line to the presidency – is in fact American hero Boner Billy. The truth is few pictures of Boner Billy exist, so it is hard to know if this rumor is true or not. Could it be John “Boner” Boehner truly is that great American hero Boner Billy? If it should end up that John Boehner is Boner Billy it's nothing to cry over because now it’s BONER TIME!